UNITED TWATS proudly present

CUM

SCUM

Starring


 
STEVE "Blondie" TAYLOR
PAUL "Satan" WARD
CHRIS "Lurch" KNAPP
CHRIS "Bongman" MOOR
MATT "AK-47" DICKINSON
GEORGE "Lamarr" LILLEY
SENDU "Porn King" BALAblahwibblerhubarbMrBig
PAUL "Animal" MESSHAM

With special guest appearances from


 
The Tea Cosy
A Big Floppy Poof
The Trollies
A used black rib-tickler
Bits of Bacofoil
Tinsel
Silver nail polish
Jennifer Lopez
Mr Andrew Curtis

Directed by

On general release throughout studentville everywhere now

(C) 1999/2000/2001 - infinity (and beyond...) United Twats

Click HERE for embarrassing stories about the above people

Click HERE, meanwhile, for embarrassing photos of them


 



































You expected something down here? Fool.
And yeah, I know it's purple...is that a problem, dahling?